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Disney Darling's Visit Dumbfuckland

Welcome To Dumbfuckland

Welcome to my new site. Here we call out Dumbfuckery in all sizes, shapes and forms. I was actually inspired to start this forum due to the realization that several acquaintances and family members, as far as that goes, have been drifting off to the nether regions of Dumfuckland for some time now. I know you know what I am talking about. It's that mythical, unmagical place you wish you had never heard them drone on about when they begin to drool like idiots after they have caught a case of the ass over a member of the opposite sex, and have decided to join in on their downward spiral to hell with dope. Not that a toke is such a bad thing, don't get me wrong, but getting shitfaced and trying to make it with your mother at your little brother's birthday party is well, dumbfuckery, as is getting busted for theft at fucking Walmart of all places, trying to be the wheel man while your smacktastic girlfriend steals giftcards, dumfuckery.

There are others I know who get drunk and run off at the jib on social network sites, also a bit of dumbfuckery, as I have heard through the grapevine.

Friends, Lovers, Kids who think they are grown but are only dumbfucks, jeezus what was in the kool aid at Dumbfuck Land, anyway?

Putin must have drank a pitcher of the shit, what's up with his anti-gay stance anyway? Dumbfuckery at it's finest, if I must say so myself. Tourism is suffering, though people pretty much still consume vast quantities of vodka, No One wants Russia to hold the Olympics, can't blame them, would Russia jail athletes for being homosexual, one does wonder. Yes Russia is in Dumfuckland right now.

There are Americans in Dumbfuckland as well, all worrying about their Right To Bare Arms. Running around like Frank and Jesse James, packing heat wherever they go, making sure everybody sees how Big and Billy Bad Ass they are. Who Gives a flying a Fuck? The really Bad Guys don't get permits to carry guns you Dumbfucks, and if you are going to wave your gun out and about impressionable children, you are going to incite more school shootings, you blithering idiots, not to mention the fact that if someone really wanted to, I am sure that they could overpower your smartass and take that gun that you are waving like a big dick around everywhere right away from you. Dumbfuckery.