Dumbfuckery Happens wheter we want it to or not, why not expose the Finer elements of Dumbfuckery when they occur, an elite group known as Dumbfuckery's Finest
Saturday, October 5, 2013
A Dumbfuck Protest
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Star Spangled Banner, Does it even Mean Anything anymore
Hey Dumbfucks! Do The Words To this song Even Mean Anything at ALL To YOU anymore? When Is the last time you actually listened, I mean REALLY Listened to The Words spoken in YOUR National Anthem?!?!
The Star-Spangled Banner
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream,
’Tis the star-spangled banner - O long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream,
’Tis the star-spangled banner - O long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with vict’ry and peace may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - “In God is our trust,”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with vict’ry and peace may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - “In God is our trust,”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Us Government: Dumbfucks In Charge
Riddle Me This , Riddle Me That, You Ignorant Dumbfucks....Is Risking A Global Collapse of The World's Economy, Not To Mention Turning What Was Once a Force To Be Reckoned With Into a Third World Country, Just Because You Want To Fight About Who Deserves To Live and Who Deserves To Die With Your Elitist Fucked Up Form Of Lobbyist Provided Insurance Plans With Payola In The Pocket, REALLY WORTH IT????!!!!???
Monday, September 30, 2013
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Welcome To Dumbfuckland
Welcome to my new site. Here we call out Dumbfuckery in all sizes, shapes and forms. I was actually inspired to start this forum due to the realization that several acquaintances and family members, as far as that goes, have been drifting off to the nether regions of Dumfuckland for some time now. I know you know what I am talking about. It's that mythical, unmagical place you wish you had never heard them drone on about when they begin to drool like idiots after they have caught a case of the ass over a member of the opposite sex, and have decided to join in on their downward spiral to hell with dope. Not that a toke is such a bad thing, don't get me wrong, but getting shitfaced and trying to make it with your mother at your little brother's birthday party is well, dumbfuckery, as is getting busted for theft at fucking Walmart of all places, trying to be the wheel man while your smacktastic girlfriend steals giftcards, dumfuckery.
There are others I know who get drunk and run off at the jib on social network sites, also a bit of dumbfuckery, as I have heard through the grapevine.
Friends, Lovers, Kids who think they are grown but are only dumbfucks, jeezus what was in the kool aid at Dumbfuck Land, anyway?
Putin must have drank a pitcher of the shit, what's up with his anti-gay stance anyway? Dumbfuckery at it's finest, if I must say so myself. Tourism is suffering, though people pretty much still consume vast quantities of vodka, No One wants Russia to hold the Olympics, can't blame them, would Russia jail athletes for being homosexual, one does wonder. Yes Russia is in Dumfuckland right now.
There are Americans in Dumbfuckland as well, all worrying about their Right To Bare Arms. Running around like Frank and Jesse James, packing heat wherever they go, making sure everybody sees how Big and Billy Bad Ass they are. Who Gives a flying a Fuck? The really Bad Guys don't get permits to carry guns you Dumbfucks, and if you are going to wave your gun out and about impressionable children, you are going to incite more school shootings, you blithering idiots, not to mention the fact that if someone really wanted to, I am sure that they could overpower your smartass and take that gun that you are waving like a big dick around everywhere right away from you. Dumbfuckery.
There are others I know who get drunk and run off at the jib on social network sites, also a bit of dumbfuckery, as I have heard through the grapevine.
Friends, Lovers, Kids who think they are grown but are only dumbfucks, jeezus what was in the kool aid at Dumbfuck Land, anyway?
Putin must have drank a pitcher of the shit, what's up with his anti-gay stance anyway? Dumbfuckery at it's finest, if I must say so myself. Tourism is suffering, though people pretty much still consume vast quantities of vodka, No One wants Russia to hold the Olympics, can't blame them, would Russia jail athletes for being homosexual, one does wonder. Yes Russia is in Dumfuckland right now.
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